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Jul. 31st, 2006 @ 12:32 pm Vagoo?
It occurs to me that the vagina could be referred to as the "Baby Gap."

That is all
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Shiny!
Jul. 21st, 2006 @ 10:41 pm Learning how to Drive.
For lexington folks.

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If you are going down limestone there is a point, at the intersection with rose where the road CURVES because they have put a barricade there to keep card from going into the construction site?

ANyways when you're on Limeston and the point in the road comes you need to FUCKING CURVE WITH THE GODDAMN FUCKING ROAD.

This old, well... 45ish woman apparently alcked the mental capacity to follow the little striped line and if I hadnt known she was going to fuckup she would have pushed me into the divider... furthermore if I had wanted to I could have let her merge into me when I was farther back which would have turned her car sideways and into the concrete divider... sooo... New Saturn and she learns a lesson... still not sure why I didnt do it...

Obviously Im fucking blue because I know how to operate a goddamn motor vehicle and follow a fucking line...
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Shiny!
Jun. 6th, 2006 @ 05:45 pm (no subject)
Someone is starting up an Invader Zim webcomic here: http://zim.snafu-comics.com/

it's just the cover for now but in the meantime check out two of the other comics on the site, the Powerpuff Girls Dojinshi (trust me it's good): http://ppg.snafu-comics.com/

and the more often updated, since PPG is on hiatus, Grim Tales From Down Below: http://grim.snafu-comics.com/

It's great to seee all the cartoon network characters redone and given real stories and so on, Helga Pitaki as a truly hell-worthy tutor anyone?
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Shiny!
Mar. 13th, 2006 @ 01:40 am (no subject)
I need a roommate like whoa. Any help out there?
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Shiny!
Nov. 24th, 2005 @ 09:24 am (no subject)
You scored as Sirius Black. You are a gifted wizard and very loyal to your allegiance. Whilst you have a big heart and care very much about those around you, you can be a little arrogant and reckless at times.

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Sirius Black

75%

Draco Malfoy

75%

Harry Potter

65%

Lord Voldemort

65%

Ron Weasley

60%

Albus Dumbledore

60%

Hermione Granger

55%

Ginny Weasley

50%

Severus Snape

50%

Remus Lupin

40%

Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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Shiny!
Nov. 17th, 2005 @ 03:17 am (no subject)
Do club footed midgets get justice in heaven?

http://kinto.textamerica.com/?r=3685080

Can anyone tell me where that quote is from?
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Shiny!
Nov. 11th, 2005 @ 03:37 am (no subject)
so apparently the Kroger by my apt closes at midnight.... I wanted some CTC at 3:30 but apparently thats out of the fuck questions... so I took my expired milk and poured it all over there trashcan out front, I hope it freezes there...


I thoguht I got away from this shit when I left morehead....
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STFU
Nov. 7th, 2005 @ 03:23 pm (no subject)
http://www.urban-body.com/html/tattoos/20050401_7.htm

Im bored....
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Shiny!
Oct. 28th, 2005 @ 12:20 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Calculus Teacher droing on about derivatives....
Quick background for the unaffiliated.

Zelda is Jessica's Domestic Short Hair lil' black kitty. Well, she's about ten pounds because she's a fatass but she's cute and adorable and all that.

Now, I'm lying on my back last night in Jessa's bed trying to get to sleep and just generall working off to dream land when I feel Zelda jumpup on the cornero the bed as is her custom when we've stopped moving enough and she wants to sleep with us. I pay it no mind and continue with my drifting off when the next thing I know she pounces!

This ten pound black hellion pounced my cock and landed her ten pounds of kitty right on my balls, I thought I was going to vomit...


I love Zelda but for a second I thought she'd look good stuffed....
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Waiting
Oct. 24th, 2005 @ 06:51 am (no subject)
http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1609949/

hehe, so sad....
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Shiny!
Oct. 24th, 2005 @ 06:13 am (no subject)
Current Mood: tired
My Paper... this is the kind of stuff you can get away with in an intro level Geology class.

Volcanoes, Blowing Their Loads All Over the Rim. )

Nice, eh?
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Pika Slap!
Sep. 28th, 2005 @ 05:56 am (no subject)
And a cop just knocked on my door.... I was a lil scared, but he was just looking for 2509, someone had called in a criminal mischief report, my numbers 2409 and the opposite buildings numbering system is off, a digit down so he was having trouble finding the place... oh wells hope he gets it.

-AT
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Stitch
Sep. 28th, 2005 @ 05:52 am (no subject)
Bought a new DVD rack today, it was originally 70 but i got it for 30... it holds 360 DVDs and is rather sturdy, I have all my DVDs on it (except for the oens I havent packaged yet) and my XBox games and it is half full

http://kinto.textamerica.com/?r=3364412

If I have to buy another one then I am sad and lonely....
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Shiny!
Sep. 16th, 2005 @ 06:06 am (no subject)
What happens when your computer has a pyysical memory dump during a big file transfer and you have odd names for your hard disks.

http://kinto.textamerica.com/?r=3256298
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Shiny!
Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 02:22 am (no subject)
Here is my cameras online photobucket. Holly's 'tattoo' is in here.

http://kinto.textamerica.com/
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Shiny!
Aug. 18th, 2005 @ 06:36 am (no subject)
What I have rented/watched this summer:

Shipped Returned Title
08/12/05 08/16/05 Secretary (2002)
08/09/05 08/15/05 R.O.D. the TV Series: Vol. 2: The Undercover Student (2004)
08/11/05 08/15/05 8 Mile (2002)
08/10/05 08/12/05 Walking Tall (2004)
08/09/05 08/11/05 You Got Served (2004)
08/02/05 08/09/05 The Running Man (1987)
08/05/05 08/09/05 Die Hard (1988)
08/04/05 08/08/05 Children of a Lesser God (1986)
08/02/05 08/05/05 What Lies Beneath (2000)
08/02/05 08/04/05 Dead Man (1995)
07/29/05 08/02/05 Martian Successor Nadesico: The Motion Picture: Prince of Darkness (1998)
07/29/05 08/02/05 Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
07/28/05 08/01/05 R.O.D. the TV Series: Vol. 1: The Paper Sisters (2004)
07/22/05 07/29/05 Roughnecks: The Starship Troopers Chronicles: The Tophet Campaign (2000)
07/26/05 07/29/05 Samurai X: Vol. 1: Trust (2000)
07/25/05 07/28/05 Stir of Echoes (1999)
07/22/05 07/26/05 The Reduced Shakespeare Company (2000)
07/21/05 07/25/05 Kiddy Grade: Vol. 8: Emerging Anew (2004)
07/20/05 07/22/05 Kiddy Grade: Vol. 5: The Freedom of Truth (2004)
07/20/05 07/22/05 Najica Blitz Tactics: Vol. 2 (2001)
07/18/05 07/21/05 Kiddy Grade: Vol. 6: Mirror Image (2004)
07/18/05 07/20/05 The Bourne Identity (2002)
07/18/05 07/20/05 Kiddy Grade: Vol. 7: Lurking Shadows (2004)
07/06/05 07/18/05 Reign: The Conqueror: Vol. 1: Ascension (1999)
07/11/05 07/18/05 Kiddy Grade: Vol. 4: The Present Future (2004)
07/11/05 07/18/05 Kiddy Grade: Vol. 3: Lies Beneath (2004)
07/07/05 07/11/05 The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury (2002)
07/07/05 07/11/05 Kiddy Grade: Vol. 2: Pieces of the Past (2004)
07/05/05 07/07/05 Najica Blitz Tactics: Vol. 1 (2001)
07/05/05 07/07/05 National Lampoon's Animal House: Double Secret Probation Edition (1978)
06/30/05 07/05/05 Kiddy Grade: Vol. 1: Peacekeeper (2004)
06/29/05 07/05/05 The Virgin Suicides (1999)
06/29/05 07/05/05 Wonderfalls: The Complete Series: Disc 3 (2004)
06/24/05 06/30/05 Wonderfalls: The Complete Series: Disc 1 (2004)
06/27/05 06/29/05 THE 4400: Season 1: Disc 1 (2004)
06/27/05 06/29/05 The 4400: Season 1: Disc 2 (2004)
06/24/05 06/27/05 Wonderfalls: The Complete Series: Disc 2 (2004)
06/20/05 06/27/05 Blade Runner (1982)
06/22/05 06/24/05 Apt Pupil (1998)
06/20/05 06/24/05 Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
06/17/05 06/22/05 28 Days Later (2002)
06/16/05 06/20/05 Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: Vol. 5 (2004)
06/15/05 06/20/05 Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: Vol. 3 (2004)
06/15/05 06/17/05 Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: Vol. 6 (2005)
06/13/05 06/16/05 Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: Vol. 4 (2004)
06/09/05 06/15/05 Fast Times at Ridgemont High: Special Edition (1982)
06/10/05 06/15/05 City of God (2002)
06/09/05 06/13/05 Rosemary's Baby (1968)
06/07/05 06/09/05 The City of Lost Children (1995)
06/07/05 06/09/05 The Stepford Wives (2004)
06/03/05 06/09/05 Total Recall (1990)
06/03/05 06/07/05 Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: Vol. 2 (2004)
06/03/05 06/07/05 I Heart Huckabees (2004)
05/31/05 06/03/05 Lain #3: Deus (1999)
06/01/05 06/03/05 American History X (1998)
06/01/05 06/03/05 Rose Red (2002)
06/01/05 06/03/05 Rose Red: Disc 2 (2002)
05/27/05 06/01/05 Lain #4: Reset (1999)
05/27/05 06/01/05 Lain #2: Knights (1998)
05/25/05 05/27/05 12 Monkeys (1995)
05/25/05 05/27/05 I, Robot (2004)
05/25/05 05/27/05 Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: Vol. 1 (2004)
05/23/05 05/25/05 Requiem for a Dream (2000)
05/23/05 05/25/05 28 Days (2000)
05/23/05 05/25/05 Pi: Faith in Chaos (1998)
05/19/05 05/23/05 Millennium Actress (2002)
05/19/05 05/23/05 The Blind Swordman: Zatoichi (2003)
05/19/05 05/23/05 Team America: World Police (2004)
05/17/05 05/19/05 Blade: Trinity (2004)
05/17/05 05/19/05 Blow (2001)
05/17/05 05/19/05 Lain #2: Knights (1998)
05/13/05 05/17/05 Lain #1: Navi (1999)
05/13/05 05/17/05 Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence (2004)
05/13/05 05/17/05 In Living Color: Season 1: Disc 1 (1990)

Bless you Netflix
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Ride the Pig!
Jul. 19th, 2005 @ 03:05 pm (no subject)
Star Wars: Republic Commando has some of the best one liners ever...

62: Are you trying to baffle the enemy into submission sir? (After I gave and then immediately rescinded an order by mistake)

07: Jeez, another hangar?
62: What can I say, Wookies like hangars.

:-p
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Shiny!
Jul. 15th, 2005 @ 12:34 am (no subject)
Xander: We Just saw the zebras mating. Thank you, very exciting.

Willow: It was like the Heimlich... with stripes.

:smiles:
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Shiny!
Jul. 3rd, 2005 @ 01:23 pm Cute
http://www.passthepotato.com/potato-3.php?potatoid=050702161811-932630
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Shiny!
Jun. 21st, 2005 @ 03:57 am (no subject)
Blatant plug:

http://www.FreePSPs.com/?r=18633463

It isnt a fake site, I used to get videogames and my SP from one of their sister sites but now I'm going for this, I just need four more people (thanks kitten!). I'll do an offer for you if you do one for me!

~Alex
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Shiny!